youre not true friends unless you have the wifi password from their house
This picture is telling me that Squidward fucked a burger.
winged eyeliner is an art there should be a college course dedicated to winged eyeliner
in which two dots and a line say everything
who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve
WING WANG IN THE WIZARD SLEEVE
I’m almost done with EMT school, and I can verify this 100%. We don’t give a shit what you’ve taken or how illegal it may be. We want to know what and how much so we can save your ass. Unless its directly related to a crime scene in some way, we don’t tell.
It makes me enraged and also deeply saddened that the police state has become so entwined with every aspect of our lives that people are afraid to tell the truth to people trying to render them with emergency care. We’ve broken ourselves.
Boost because everyone should know!!!
I CANT BREAT HE MY ROOMMATE IS TALKING IN HIS SLEEP & RECITING MATH FORMULAS
what a nerd rofl
You know what language I love? Welsh.
can you not
you know our word for ‘microwave’ is ‘popty ping’, right?
this language is literally keysmashing
Base By: Jahrenesis